Three US regions
Virginia, Missouri and Oregon. They name the state rather than the street, and they say which product line runs in each.
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Three phases, one team — from the idea to the server that keeps it running.
Screen recordings of sites we've built, running live.
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Less-lethal security, explained without the runaround
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View case100+ projects delivered since 2010 in 7 countries. Yours could be next.
Tools we build for ourselves and publish out in the open.
Our own tools, out in the open what we use every day — not a demo.
Infrastructure watched 24/7, with backups, security and updates included.
Your project runs on infrastructure built to stay up, 24/7.
$59–$259/mo · how this is worked out
Where your product becomes unstoppable. We run your dedicated servers as if they were ours (patching, hardening, backups, round-the-clock monitoring) and manage your AWS environment end to end: architecture, deployment, scaling — and the bill. You sleep; we don't.
Patching, hardening, tuning and round-the-clock monitoring. Your server becomes our problem.
EC2, S3, RDS, CloudFront and friends: architecture, operation and scaling without surprises.
From your current hosting to dedicated or AWS: rehearsed cutover, no planned downtime, and a rollback plan.
Fast, stable hosting for sites and apps, with no headaches.
Your hardware in a data center, managed by us.
Automated deploys and infrastructure as code, reproducible and versioned.
Proactive alerts, verified backups and rehearsed disaster recovery.
Firewalls, certificates, patches up to date and a minimal attack surface.
The same performance for a smaller cloud bill. We review and trim every month.
Four steps, zero surprises. You always know where you stand.
What you have, what it costs and where it hurts. With read-only access.
Target architecture, schedule and a rehearsed migration. No downtime.
Monitoring, patching, backups and incident response. That's our watch.
Uptime, incidents, usage and savings. Numbers you understand at a glance.
Reliable, affordable hosting with no fine print
Satire fixes nothing. But it lights up the wreckage
Games with a point of view, for people who read between the lines
Three plans, no lock-in beyond the initial year, no small print. Hosting is inside all three — there is no separate hosting bill.
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We do not resell anonymous hosting. We built the Super Awesome Host platform in 2022 and we still have our hands in it: billing has just been migrated from WHMCS to Paymenter, and we did the migration. Plesk runs the servers. We know the infrastructure your site sits on because we stood it up and we keep it running.
Virginia, Missouri and Oregon. They name the state rather than the street, and they say which product line runs in each.
Attack traffic is dropped out on the network, before it reaches the machine your site lives on.
The same control panel we use to run your patches, certificates and backups.
When a project needs its own machine, we get the whole machine. No asking permission to install anything.
Theirs. Ours — the ones in your plan — are separate and keep 30 days.
"People, not tiers", is how they put it. You notice it when you write at three in the morning from Castellón.
"We do not publish a “100% uptime” number, because nobody can deliver one. Service levels are set out in our terms, and planned maintenance is announced in the client area. If something breaks, you will hear it from a person."
They do not publish an uptime figure, and we are not going to put one in their mouth. Ours we do publish: we commit to 99.9 % monthly uptime on the sites we host — about 43 minutes of downtime a month — with the measurement method and the exclusions written into the terms. We can sign that because we administer the servers ourselves: a reseller cannot.
Each one says in plain words what it prevents, and underneath, the name of the product that does it. The second part is there so you can check it.
When someone tries to knock a website over, they send millions of requests at once until the server chokes. That traffic gets filtered out on the network, far from your server, and your site never notices.
OVHcloud infrastructure Anti-DDoS: unmetered, no bandwidth billing, with a stated capacity to mitigate attacks up to 1.3 Tbps.
Most bad traffic is not a person. It is programs trying passwords and probing for holes that are already public knowledge. They get cut off before they touch anything.
Server firewall and automatic IP banning after repeated failed attempts (fail2ban). On sites that need it, Cloudflare in front, with its WAF rules and bot filtering.
An unprotected form fills with spam within weeks, and then you stop reading the inbox that had the real customer in it. Ours ships with two filters already on.
An invisible trap field the visitor never sees, plus per-IP submission limits with a daily cap. If a site takes sustained abuse we add Cloudflare Turnstile, which proves there is a person there without a single traffic-light puzzle.
The usual way a website gets hijacked is a file left behind that should not be there. Every new or changed file is scanned the moment it appears.
Multi-engine malware scanning in Plesk (ImunifyAV) over new, modified and uploaded files, with automatic quarantine. Each site isolated from the others on the server.
Sites that get hacked usually fall through a login screen or a plugin nobody updated. A business site like yours is published already built: no public login to guess at, no third-party plugins sitting unpatched. When a project genuinely needs an editor or a shop, we build it on a platform that has one and we apply the patches ourselves, every week, as part of the plan.
HTTPS enforced with HSTS, security headers (nosniff, Referrer-Policy, Permissions-Policy, frame-ancestors) and a per-page hashed Content-Security-Policy, regenerated on every publish.
No system is bulletproof, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. What can be promised is that there is always a yesterday to go back to.
Daily backups kept off the server, with 30 days of history. A backup that has never been restored is not a backup, so we test them.
Your site does not change, but everything around it does: browsers, the PHP version on the server, the certificate that expires every three months, what Google considers acceptable. A site nobody touches for two years does not blow up. It decays quietly, and you find out the day a customer tells you it will not load.
New holes are published every week in the software half the internet runs on. What protects you is not the wall you paid for once, it is somebody applying the patch on the Tuesday it comes out. Without that, the site stays just as pretty while it stops being safe.
Hours change, new people start, prices go up, you close for a week in July. A wrong phone number on your website is a customer who called, got nothing, and phoned somebody else. You never find out it happened.
When something goes wrong, the difference between a lost afternoon and ten minutes is having a number to call where the person already knows how your site is put together. That is what you are buying: that it is somebody’s job, not a favour.
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